Before ya gots your own tropical island, ya gots to spend some time in the kiddie pool.

My agent told me dat dese modeling shots were da first step to makin' it big.  After a few glasses of scotch, I got around to seein' her point of view.  She says, first comes Play Kitty nudie mags, then comes kitty international stardom.

I hears Garfield did it, and look where he is now.  A comic strip, movies with that heartbreakah, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Anyday now, Ima gonna be getting fed chicken livahs by Angelina Jolie and Loretta will be begging for me to take her back.  Ha ha.  Mrow!